| Parenting | | I am not a parent. This is probably regarded by the universe as a good thing, I would wager. I am depressingly single and my marriage ended rather badly and it was probably a good thing we never had kids. I am starting to think that too many... | |
| | husbands sister tries to kill herself | | my huband was adopted at a young age. his parents keep only one of their children. we have only seen his sister once since our marriage 7 years ago. they are blood relitives but not leagel. my husbands biological mother call us to get him to come... | |
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| Who's to blame? Think about it! | | Let's see if I understand how the world works lately.
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco... | |
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| Oh. My. Good. God. Will - Insane, Yeah? | | WHAT, exactly, is Will playing at!!!
Stalks Zoe. Dates Zoe. Loves Zoe. Watches Zoe. Drives Zoe insane. Tries to kill Zoe. Blames Zoe.
WHAT?!
All together now:
Will Is A MORON!!!!
Gimme a D! Gimme an I! Gimme a C! Gimme a K!
What's gonna happen now... | |
| | What was the biggest thing you killed? | | Most of us have killed little bugs like ants, mosquitos, flies, etc, but have you killed anything bigger than that? Years ago, I saw a bug that somehow got into the apartment I was living at. I had been home alone that day and seeing it stare at me... | |
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