| bar jokes | | A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he... | |
| | Why Hockey Sucks | | Ernest Hemingway had some peculiar ideas about what qualified as a sport. He said something to the effect that the only true sports were bullfighting and auto racing. I think there might have been a third one and I forget what it is but it might... | |
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| | HoW tO iDeNtIfY cItIeS iN iNdIa????? | | Scenario 1Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
They start arguing about who's right.You are in Kolkata______________________Scenario 2Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and
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| Cocaine is a hell of a drug" | | Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs and are given the oppurtunity to walk only if they convince ten other guys not to do drugs. They both agree and set off. The first male comes back and says "I got the ten guys, but it wasn't easy". The cop... | |
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>>A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
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>>The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in... | |
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