| English Professor!!!! | | My house is only 9 km away from Hirakud Dam, which is the longest dam in Asia. The town near it is known as HIRAKUD. My son works there. Every month, we pass a week there. Once another friend, a professor of English went there with us. I went for... | |
| | Closer than We Thought | | I was watching television not very long ago and I happened to stumble across the show “Primetime Live.” It’s tough to keep the news magazine shows separate, and I will acknowledge that. They all seem to tell the same stories with the same dramatic... | |
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| the old rapist | | Two old men meet on a street corner. The first old man said, "Where have you been for the last couple of months?"The second old man replied, "I was in... | |
| | Free Man | | At a silver wedding anniversary, the husband was standing in one corner looking very sad.
"What's the matter?" asked his friend.
"Well, a week after marriage, I got fed up and wanted to kill my wife, but my lawyer said that I would get 25 years... | |
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| | masturbation in girls and boys | | Masturbation refers to sexual stimulation, particularly of one's own genitals, often to the point of orgasm, that is accomplished manually, by other types of bodily contact (except for sexual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some... | |
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| My son stomped all his brother's toys.... | | My 8 year old son stomped on his 2 brothers brand new toys and his own! I just don't understand why he would do such a thing! I'm so furious! He stomped on 3 diecast hotrod cars, tore a nerf dart shooter thing to peices, broke all the peices to a... | |
| | joke of the day | | There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."The preacher... | |
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| The Guy Dictionary.... true or what?! | | "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?""UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a
conditioned response."IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it... | |
| | Black belt degrees | | Requirements for 11th Degree Black BeltMaster of JudoWell before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques:Escape from DojoThe quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the... | |
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