| another joke but,,,, | | i will let you guess one time and only once. If you do not get it right the first time, you do not get best response even if you guess it right later. here goesA woman is at a her mother's funeral when she sees a man that becomes her "love at... | |
| | Do U Think English Is Easy??? Think Again. | |
Do You Think English is Easy??? Read to the end . . . a new twist to an oldie
Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.2) The farm was used to produce produce .3) The dump was so full that it... | |
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| BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF | | BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELFA WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT
HER IN HOT WATERI HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A
CAREERCOFFE E, CHOCOLATE,... | |
| | Inspirational Messages Not Heard At Work | | 17. There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up."
16. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
15. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget... | |
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| Funny bumper stickers...lets hear yours... | | Here are mine....
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD... | |
| | Life's Lost Laws | | 1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen
and stupidity2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.3. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery
easier to live
with.4. Deja moo: The feeling that... | |
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