| DRUNK DIALING..LOL | | 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice.... | |
| | Wish me luck | | I am having my daughter's 6th birthday party tomorrow...this is the one with her friends. We already had her family/adult party. There are 17 kindergarteners coming to my house tomorrow from 10am to noon.We are having a luau theme.We will play... | |
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| NAME | | Shiloh. Suri. Grier. Apple. Pilot. Audio Science.
Such are the names for some of the babies born to celebrities recently. They've been doing it for years, those wacky celebs. From Frank Zappa (children named: Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan,... | |
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| One-Liner Jokes | | There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range. Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head. A... | |
| | is that really what you're wearing | | I was recently at Knott's Berry Farm with Midget. The weather was good as it usually is for Southern California, past the blisteringly hot days of mid summer, but still warm enough to be wearing clothing that was somewhat revealing. The amusement... | |
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