1. You dance and it makes the band skip. 2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. 3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin. 4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts. 5. Your...
A drunk man who fell into a tiger enclosure in Southern Ukraine had his ear bitten off after he, his sister and a friend polished off a bottle of vodka, they decided to go to the zoo for entertainmen. The 33-year-old man climbed the bars to pose for...
