| ESDIFAN | | I HAVE CHRONIC DIARRHEA THAT CONSIST OF FREQUENT BATHROOM TRIPS WITH LOOSE STOOLS, CONSTIPATION, AND SOMETIMES PAIN IN MY STOMACH AREA. WHEN I TRY AND LAY DOWN TO SLEEP AT HOME I FIND MY SELF HAVING TO GET UP AT LEAST 20 - 25 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT TO... | |
| | things that moms say | | You just never hear kid-free adults say such things, which I think further proves that pets are NOT like kids. How many sound familiar to you?At Christmastime:
Don't let the cat sit on Baby Jesus' face!
I promise! Santa will not get stuck in the... | |
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| Joke for the Night | | Grand Pa and Grand Ma were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and... | |
| | omans Poem and Man Poem | | WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully... | |
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