| microsoft source code.... | | *TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/#include "win31.h"#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL= HARDchar... | |
| | Windows is the solution! | | MicroSoft is not the answer, MicroSoft is the question, the answer is no.
Why does the DOS version of a program always run faster on a 2 MB 16 MHz 386SX than the Windows version on a 8 MB 66 MHz 486DX2?
Is MicroSoft a new toilet paper or what?
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| Is this begining of end of Bill Gate's Monopoly | | Ramlal Bhagat, class 12th student from Haryana(India) has developed a 32-bit operating system demonstrated to be far more superior to any desktop Operating system in market today.The programe has been name "O-YES". O-Yes provides operating system... | |
| | Windows Jokes | | Some of these are outdated but still funny!!!In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?! Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows. My SPARCstation has air condition. No need to... | |
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| Suits make a corporate comeback..... | | "Suits make a corporate comeback," says the New York Times. Why does this sound familiar? Maybe because the suit was also back in February, September 2004, June 2004, March 2004, September 2003, November 2002, April 2002, and February 2002.
Why do... | |
| | two cows... | |
FEUDALISM: You have 2 cows. Your gentleman he takes part of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows.The government takes her and puts her in a stall together with the cows of all the others.
You must take care of all the cows. The... | |
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| come on men you need a time out -READ THIS ONE | | Bill Gates died in a car accident.He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
\"Well, Bill, I\'m really confused on this call.\'m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped by putting a computer in... | |
| | Do you think windows VISTA is good? | | I have read few reports on the internet on Windows Vista OS. But still I am not sure whether it is really value for money, like Windows-95 OS was. If you have used it or have any views on it, please post your response. | |
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| Why didn't OS2 survive as an operating system? | | With Microsoft pushing yet another upgrade, I'm reflecting on the early success of IBM's competing Operating System OS/2. Back before windows 95, OS/2 was an excellent alternative to the dos/windows environment. It was easy to use and extremely... | |
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